Salt is what makes things bad when it isn't in them - Anonymous
Let my words, like vegetables, be tender and sweet, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. - Anonymous
All millionaires love a baked apple - Robert Fairbank: Novelist
Friendships are like wine; the longer you keep them, the better the quality - Anonymous
When buying fennel, make sure the bulb is rounded, curvaceous like a woman's bottom. - Jenny Morris; Giggling Gourmet
Everything Mediterranean is in my blood. Especially when it comes to cooking and siesta time. - Anonymous
I don't like to eat snails; I prefer fast food. - writer Roger von Oech
A bad custom is like a good cake; better broken than kept. - famous proverb
A good cook is like a sorcerer / sorceress who dispenses happiness. - Elsa Schlaparelli, artist
Shallots are for babies, onions are for men, garlic is for heroes. - Unknown
A tart...is but a kind of dinner plate...which may be eaten. - E.S.Dallas, Kettner's book of the table (1877)
Spring is Nature's way of saying, let's party. - actor Robin Williams
Beautiful soup! Who cares for fish, game or any other dish? Who would not give all else for two pennyworth of beautiful soup? - Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
Other things are just food. But chocolate's chocolate. - Patrick Skene Catling
Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face - Enrico Caruso
Food is to eat, not to frame and hang on the wall. - William Denton, on Nouvelle Cuisine
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. - Unknown
Quit worrying about your health, it'll go away. - Robert Orben, comedian
Ice cream is exquisite; what a pity it isn't illegal. - Philosopher Voltaire
Forget love; I'd rather fall in chocolate. - Anonymous
Your body is the baggage you carry through life. The more excess the baggage, the shorter the trip. - Psychologist and author Arnold H. Glasgow
The only reason for being a bee that I know of is to make honey...And the only reason for making honey is so that I can eat it. - Winnie the Pooh, by A.A.Milne